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Joke of the Day
"Q: Who writes ghost stories? A: A ghost writer."
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"What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food? A Quasar-dilla."
"Sorry I moaned seductively while eating a Gogurt at your bible study group."
"God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese."
"What do you do with a Jew who has ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp"
"Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats."
"Favorite Mythological Creature Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed"
"*Skrillex, young and penniless, is working at a grocery store and shelving boxes of produce* *drops beets* Oh. Oh my god."
"A gun and a bullet get into a heated argument Police still don't know who fired the first shot"
"I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live."