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"Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV."
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"I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck. My wife still came home. Superstitions are stupid."
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"What did Bill Cosby say in response to his rape allegations? Kids say the darndest things."
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"How do comedians stay in shape? They do set ups."