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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them."
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"Please don't directly insult people on Twitter. Use passive aggressive, indirect insults only, like a damn adult."
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"Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip."
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"Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits? He keeps typing /arrr/"
"I think Lance Armstrong is missing a huge opportunity by not endorsing Uni-ball pens."
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