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Joke of the Day
"I think Lance Armstrong is missing a huge opportunity by not endorsing Uni-ball pens."
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"Son: Dad, I'm gay. Dad: whatever floats your boat son. Son: what floats your boat dad? Dad: Buoyancy."
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