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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? You wind her up, and she operates on batteries."

"Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine."

"What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Donut seeds."

"I guess Stephen Hawking tried stand-up comedy recently He failed miserably."

"I'll have a whiskey please. ""Ma'am, this is McDonald's."" Sorry, a McWhiskey."

"What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter? I want my baby back, baby back, baby back."

"I wanted to ask ""What's up with women"" But that was too broad of a question."

"*bank* 'miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding' *twirls hair* oh yeah? well i think your debt is pretty cool too"

"What do you call a gay French baker? A faguette"

"What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? Poll dancing!"