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Joke of the Day
"Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine."
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"Aspirin Before climbing into bed, a man sets down a glass of water and an aspirin on his wife's bedside table. ""What's this for? I don't have a headache"" she says. ""Good. Let's fuck."""
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. Classic."
"Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers."
"Christmas Jokes (I know it's a bit late) Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naught girls live! What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"
"After just starting uni, I have decided I don't like referencing. I don't like it et al."
"I'd eat more Mexican food if it didn't look like someone had already eaten it before me."
"Wanna know what's making the Head Lines? Corduroy Pillows that's what"
"Wanna hear a joke? My sex life..."
"What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine? A jet engine stops whining after it lands"