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Joke of the Day

"Hey Science, ""mission accomplished"" on the boner pills. How about a laptop battery that will stay up for four hours."

"Two Fish There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""You man the guns, I'll drive."""

"Your sex life It doesn't exist"

"I'm part Welsh and part Hungarian.. I guess that makes me Well Hung"

"Joe: $400? For ONE night? Innkeeper: It's the honeymoon suite. [outside] Joe: No rooms. Mary: None? Joe: Bummer, huh. That barn looks cosy?"

"TIFU by insulting a one-armed foreigner visiting my town. I called him a tourist."

"*wakes up* nooooooo"

"The Wikipedia entry for 'Toe Injury' is a stub."

"I would tell a joke about sex... but none of you will get it."

"I just found out my wife is 1/4 Navajo And 3/4's regular ho."