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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell which nurse is the head nurse? shes the one with dirty knees"
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"What came in the mail today? Anthrax."
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"[5:30AM] BRAIN: I'll just go to the bathroom, but keep my eyes closed so I don't wake up. BODY: I'll just clip my head on the door frame."
"What does gasoline taste like? I don't know, I'm in a coma."
"What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you."