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Joke of the Day
"They say ""You are what you eat"" so I guess we should eat skinny people."
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"A blind man walks into a bar and a table...and a chair"
"There's just 1 thing u can count on: fingers. And calculators. 2 things. Oh abacuses. Three. Jeez Im gonna need to make a list. Lists. Four."
"""What happened?"" The bullets asked their sad bullet friend... ""I got fired."" He replied."
"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""
"I think Newton was actually hit by pigeon shit when he discovered gravity.. Falling of apple was just a 'dignified' cover up...!!"
"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says, ""Help, need ride!"""
"My friend got in an accident that caused the whole left side of his body to be amputated off He's alright now"
"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and SHIPS!"
"If I end up on life support, feel free to pull the plug.. However, if I'm charging my phone, stay the hell away from the outlet."