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Joke of the Day
"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and SHIPS!"
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"You've heard of ""helicopter parents"" but I had a ""boomerang father"". He was meant to come back but he never did."
"HOW TO SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK: STEP 1: buy a recliner STEP 2: buy some beer STEP 3: stay home and watch tv instead of going into the woods"
"Why didn't the Mexican go ""bow hunting"" with the Native American? He didn't Habanero."
"A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars."
"It's uncomfortable talking about how i got my cat fixed last week... But sometimes you gotta call a spayed a spayed"
"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."
"""If you have any questions, just ask. My door is always open."" said the boss at my new job. ""Why do you need a door then?"" I asked him."
"12,000 BCE: Humans hunt woolly mammoths with stone-tipped spears. 2012 AD: I apply acne medication to my cat's chin."
"[Poison Ivy's home] Voice from outside: YOU CONTROL PLANTS? WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THAT? Ivy: [thru window] Go home, Aquaman. You're drunk."