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Joke of the Day
"A group of thugs just beat me senseless All I have left are dollar bills"
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"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv and I thought ""is that one mine""?... ... then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."
"How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One + all... One to screw in the lightbulb, the rest just bitch that it is a repost."
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"When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie... I miss snowballs, she was a good cat."
"10: What's it like being a grown up? Me [hands her money]: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly"