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Joke of the Day

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"If you're a white guy and walk into Home Depot without wearing sunglasses on top of your head, they legally don't have to sell you anything."

"What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek? A Greek never pays his debts."

"WHAT IS THE BEST POSITION TO HAVE UGLY BABIES? I DON'T KNOW. ASK YOUR MOM."

"Coffee is nature's way of saying ""Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!"""

"I chew gum when I get sad It helps chew me up"

"There hasn't been a sexual assault that didn't have some Ed Hardy fabric as evidence since 2006."

"Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage no, really, so I can stop seeing this fucking joke"

"What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common? They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV"

"Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n"