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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus said when he resurrected ? Fucking lag, three days to respawn !"
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"What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? Goldfish like to muck around the fountain."
"The possibility that I hit REPLY ALL haunts every email I've ever sent."
"So, I saw the movie Still Alice last night. It's easily forgettable."
"Some people might as well post ""Wants Attention"" as their Facebook status"
"I am trisexual I'll tri sex with anyone"
"I love picking out my wife's panties except this isn't my house and now some dudes are yelling for me to come downstairs with my hands up"
"what did they tell the eastern European tree who wanted a room at the hotel california you can czech in any time you want but you can never leaf"
"If Rob Ford was a duck what he would be smoking? Quack"
"What's the name of a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."