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Joke of the Day

"What do Thomas Jefferson and a WNBA owner have in common? They both have 15 African-American women ready to go to work for them."

"Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: ""You dummies never learn. Walk around."""

"""So let's name the turtles after the most influential artists and their sensei we'll name after this lil piece of wood stuck in my foot"""

"Q: I'm hungry. A: Nice to meet you, Hungry!"

"A kid with A.D.D. walks in late for class... Look a squirrel!"

"Why are Jews so good at making action movies? Shlo-mo."

"The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples."

"Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning? He was an excellent conductor"

"What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right! We do taste like chicken!"

"Disneyland fires employee for wearing Muslim hajib. Surely, they could've moved her to the Aladdin ride."