229654
Joke of the Day
"Yesterday I accidentaly came on my girlfriends earring... Now she has hearing-aids!"
Next Joke
"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"
"Wha do you call when a whale gets circumcised? A huge disappointment. Edit: give me a T!"
"Do you know how to tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's clothing."
"It turns out there IS a natural birth control that's 100% effective. You have to more than just careful with it... Fact is, you have to be totally anal."
"How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !"
"Why can't cows do ballet? Because they lactose."
"I Like my slaves how i like my coffee............ Free"
"Remember ladies; When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return "
"During conversation, a guy mispronounces a physicist's name. Upon realizing this, he apologizes profusely. The physicist says, ""It's Feynman."""