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Joke of the Day

"What travels down an alley and is full of holes? Batman's Parents."

"You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour. We do not. Forget."

"Remember back in the day when you'd call someone gay and it was an insult? Now a day, everybody is just so butthurt when you do..."

"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"

"What do you call an Italian who has sex with kids? PASTA"

"What do I know about dwarves? Very little."

"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me. She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right next to me!"

"Sometimes I go on WebMD to see what I'm currently dying of."

"Teacher: ok class bring your dioramas to the front of the class Me: [holding a bowl of diahorrea] oh no..."

"You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal"