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Joke of the Day
"Whats the biggest cause of child molestation Sexy kids."
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"The two minutes silence in Tesco was so well-observed you could hear a pin drop. Then my poppy fell off too."
"All I'm saying is there's a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them..."
"A joke is like a frog.... when you dissect it dies"
"LPT: If your dentist has no painkillers, ask him for Helium. It will be hilarious when you scream."
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"A man told his friend: ""After 12 years of... ...therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"""
"I asked a music teacher what is sooo hard about playing a violin... she said it's kinda fiddely."
"I feel like my rear end turns into Billy Mayes whenever I get diarrhea... ""Butt wait, there's more!"""
"What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command."