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Joke of the Day
"My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates Nobody likes the black ones"
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"I'm all out of damns to give, and only have a few flying f*cks left... but I'm saving those for a special occasion."
"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me."
"Doctor's office A man walk's into the doctor's office to get a check-up. The doctor tells the man he needs to quit masturbating. The man asks why . The doctor says, ""So I can examine you""."
"Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights."
"kicked out of church. I yelled ""YEAH WE ""HAVE A MARIA"", SHE'S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD"". mustve gotten too close 2 the truth"
"What will they now call a dust-up in the LGBT community (wait for it ... wait for it ) a bruhaha, of course"
"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"
"Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies."
"when i'm stressed i close my eyes and imagine i'm on a beach, neurotically pacing back & forth within a very small section of that beach"