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Joke of the Day
"If you're cold go and stand in the corner... I've heard they're about 90 Degrees."
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"What's the difference between light and hard? You can't sleep with a light on"
"If it ain't broke, my children haven't touched it yet."
"What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring? Sinkhole de Mayo"
"What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan? They're used to disappointment."
"I don't come into YOUR bathroom and tell YOU how to tweet."
"*Girl attempting to count to ten* girl 1: 1....3....5....7....9.... girl 2: What the hell? Why are you skipping numbers? girl 1: Because I can't even!!!"
"I'm not sure where I stand on abortion I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice"
"What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony"
"What does a flamboyantly gay Gingerbread man do when he gets angry? He ginger-snaps. http://i49.tinypic.com/22gqk7.jpg"