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Joke of the Day

"What does a flamboyantly gay Gingerbread man do when he gets angry? He ginger-snaps. http://i49.tinypic.com/22gqk7.jpg"

"[First Date] ME: I prepared some questions to get to know you HER: Ok! ME: What's the capital of Honduras? HER: um... ME:[writing] bad at geo-"

"Her: ""Do you wear boxers?"" Me: ""What kind of sick person would wear dogs, anyway?"""

"Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? My boner, during my girlfriends period."

"Cinderella (2014) - A despotic prince with a foot fetish forces all female citizens of his kingdom to undergo mandatory DNA testing."

"I use profanity freely because it doesn't seem right to charge you (ya cunt!)"

"What do you call a cross between a human and a monkey? A nigger."

"The thing I love most about dad jokes... ...is how they keep pushing the boundaries of humour father and father."

"What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy"

"A fish swam into a wall... Dam."