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Joke of the Day

"What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony"

"I hate people who have a great timing with jokes. When I do it I get responses like ""Who are you and why are you at my grandma's funeral?"""

"I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase ""My server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."

"What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"Kanye West walks into a bar. But he is as broke as this joke so he goes thirsty."

"Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants? He wanted a spare in case he had a split."

"Poop jokes aren't my absolute favorite kinds of jokes. But they're a solid #2."

"Want to hear a joke about Sodium? Na"

"One time I fell off a 20ft ladder, then climbed right back up and jumped off a second time to show that ladder who's in charge."

"I saw a sign the other day the made me fucking piss my pants... ...it said ""Bathroom Closed"""