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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony"
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"Why did Sally fall of the swingset? She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"My body is like a Greek statue. Even if the staff at the museum don't think so."
"Who would guess that people will fight to get into trains heading for German camps."
"What do you call an Penguin with dandruff? Frosted Flakes"
"So a naked man is jumping... qp db qp db qp db qp db qp db qp"
"What is the stretchiest substance known to man? Human flesh, because in the bible it says that Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked 100 yards."
"I just bought some presents for my epileptic girlfriend's birthday Just a few small gifts, nothing too flashy."
"I am creating a new airline called 'The Wife'... Crash proof... It will never go down."
"Twitter account is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account."