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Joke of the Day
"How do you feed a skyscraper? ""Here comes the aeroplane!"""
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"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in."
"What's 12"" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry? A dead baby."
"Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station... ... because they always involve Mir puns."
"""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"
"How is a blowjob like a lobster dinner? You have to leave the house to get a good one."
"Susie 1 - Why did Susie fall off the swing? 2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there? 1 - Not Susie"
"A bird in hand may be worth two in a bush, but a nut in a bush is worth two in a hand."
"Pancake day has really crepe'd up on me this year."