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Joke of the Day

"A Cellular Service Provider Joke What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint? You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store."

"When I was a kid... ... I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work out."

"New acronym we need: IDOCHBEI ""I'm doing okay considering how bad everything is."" Pronounced: ""ih-DOCK-bay"""

"[Giving a toast] ""It was when I was entering blackout that I realized I forgot the Plan B at home. Happy 1st birthday, you little accident."""

"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out."

"What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff? Dog gone!"

"I wonder what Kirstie Alley is putting frosting on right now."

"What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mr Bus"

"What do you call a place monks go for Halloween? A monascary"

"Do you know how many planets are in the solar system? 7, after I destroy Uranus."