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Joke of the Day

"A Cellular Service Provider Joke What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint? You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store."

"Marijuana doesn't kill your brain cells. You're just an idiot."

"Dear little baby Jesus, If I got what I deserved, it'd be bad. But my daddy deserves the best. Please send him a handsome son-in-law. Amen"

"Corn on the cob today is corn on the log tomorrow."

"in Heaven you get back all the chapsticks you lost"

"When done right parallel parking is a beautiful thing to watch."

"YouTube: hey we saw u watched a video about a thing Me: great, would it be possible to fill my entire feed with that thing, forever?"

"Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room? A: The White House."

"Grandma, if you're looking down on me right now - close your eyes for a few minutes."

"Yo momma so fat I'm really starting to get worried about her health."