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Joke of the Day
"I once snuck my cat into a grocery store just to show him what a lazy hunter I am."
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"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? just trying to fit in."
"What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over? *Car*ma"
"The government closed my non-profit clean needle exchange because we were just wiping 'em off with an old rag."
"What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?.. Mumbai"
"A group of guys with ponytails is called a flock of Steven Seagulls"
"I got a sweater for xmas.... I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
"Some pretzels are totally weird... They're knot for eating."
"I hate tattoos For instance, if you get a tattoo of a Tarantula, 60 years later it'll look like Daddy Long Legs."
"Tattoos are a nice way to forever honor loved ones, like family members who have passed away, or skulls with bat wings that have passed away"