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Joke of the Day

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked me to make a small donation to the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water"

"What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student? An essay."

"ME: Who do you want to be at my Frozen-themed party? FRIEND: Let me be Olaf or Elsa ME: Ok but never threaten me in an Italian accent again"

"One thing you can count on: For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it."

"First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No it's imagination."

"So who is this ""Rorschach"" guy... ...And why does he love drawing pictures of naked men?"

"I'm glad the Founding Fathers aren't alive today because the last thing we need are more old people driving around on the roads."

"Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good."

"add ""boobs"" to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?"

"Why did the man's kidneys fail? They didn't study."