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"Why did Hitler REALLY kill himself? He got his gas bill"
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"Jack, Dill, James, and Mike were walking down the street. Mike fell down. Can Dill, Jack, or James he"
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"A ninja turdle is when you poop really fast."
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"My son has the ability to predict what will happen in the future and later explain why it didn't happen. I think I'm raising a politician."
"What's Blue and not heavy? Light Blue."