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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!"

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a school, after a while the priest turns to the rabbi and whispers: ""I'd like to screw that boy"", the rabbi then replies: ""Out of what?"""

"""Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated."" Thank you news-anchor. It's my first summer."

"I aged about 2 years and counted 14,364 cat hairs on my cashiers blouse at Walmart waiting for her to ring up my groceries."

"My mother was over the age of fifty when she gave birth to me You could say I was born with a silver poon in my mouth."

"What is ET short for? Cos he's only got little legs"

"Ok I won't subliminally ask any more subtraction problems, but I only did it 6 or maybe 3 times. What's the difference?"

"What's the difference between an epileptic clamshell-shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The clamshell-shucker shucks between fits..."

"How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Wuh-wuh-wuh-one."

"What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)"