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Joke of the Day
"What breed of dog is the most depressing...? A melancholy."
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"Coworker who supports Trump: Big weekend plans? Me: Huge. My weekend plans are so big you won't believe it. No one has bigger weekend plans."
"My boss asked me how many Galaxy Note 7s I ended up selling to the public. Unfortunately, I couldn't recall."
"Hey Spongebob, what's funnier than 24? 9/11."
"I loved church when i was little, but what i hated was all the standing up, and sitting down and kneeling I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me already."
"old linux joke I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"
"What kind of chicken is circumcised and suffers from E.D.? A boneless, skinless chicken!"
"Do you like tapes and CDs? If yes, can I tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts?"
"What do you call a rising poll? Upvote"
"I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window..."