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"old linux joke I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"
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"When I'm pushing the twins in the pram and someone asks me if they're mine I say 'no, they're for my collection' and run as fast as I can"
"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? Because the grass tickles their nuts..."
"Did you hear about the gay guy who got in a car accident? Some dick rear-ended him."
"Doritos has a new snack called ""Taco Explosion"" so I'm suing Frito Lay for stealing my term for what occurs an hour after eating Taco Bell."
"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."
"What does a rapper use to write their songs? Word,yo."
"""why didnt you come to the Halloween party?"" I was a black kids father for Halloween this year."
"Lorax: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! They have a crush on you Brad! Trees: What? We did not say that! Tell Brad we didn't say that!"
"Lochte turns up late for his Brazil hearing... ""Very sorry Your Honour, I got held up"""