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Joke of the Day

"The Pope is resigning... They say he's hearing imaginary voices from the sky.... and he also wants to retire."

"My social life."

"There are three kinds of people Those who can count and those who can't"

"I got asked out by 7 girls today... I was in the girls washroom."

"I hate mosquitoes, they're like nature's version of a Jehovah's Witness.........."

"12013 B.C.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing 2013 A.D.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing"

"I was walking past a store with one of my lazy friends There was a sign in the window that said ""No Help Wanted"" I told him he should apply"

"So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday. My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it."

"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pit bull."

"My Christmas tree isn't the only thing that's getting lit this time of year"