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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a silent kebab? A shh-kebab"
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"What happens when your friend from Prague topples over? You right a Czech."
"Me: Okay... Time for bed. Brain: Cool. Me: Brain: Me: Brain: If you had a pterodactyl, would you name him Terry... or Perry??"
"At the Apple store waiting for a snotty Genius Bar guy. Thinking about how a ""crowbar"" has nothing to do with crows either."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, and deer nuts are under a buck."
"Anonymous doesn't hack Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can't use a computer."
"What do you call a constable who is good at music? Copper."
"Why do Germans make such good cars? To try and make up for the Holocaust."