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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chicpea and a tomato I don't pay 1200 dollars for a tomato on my face."

"Religion is a lot like sex They've both destroyed just as many lives as they have created."

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association."

"What is not a truck crashing into people? Nice."

"Did you hear about the guy who brought a ladder to the bar? He heard beer was on the house"

"Xerxes I is the most successful carpet dealer. He went to the West with a million Persians and came home with only a handful of them."

"Why did the Mexican tie his wife to the train tracks? To-kill-er"

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be called chicken sedans."

"What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money? Make it Wayne."

"What do cannibals and politicians have in common? They both enjoy handshakes."