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Joke of the Day

"Xerxes I is the most successful carpet dealer. He went to the West with a million Persians and came home with only a handful of them."

"Hungry A man asks a hungry man what makes 2+2 Hungry : 4 loaves"

"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"

"Catfished I met someone online and traveled to their house to hook-up. Knock on the door and a cute blonde opens. I'm pretty pissed, they looked nothing like the 10 year old boy I spoke to."

"I think the most romantic thing a woman can do for a man on Valentine's Day is to have a vagina."

"i just want someone to love me as much as sean penn loves haiti"

"Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog."

"You guys heard of the movie ""Constipated""? Me neither... I guess it's never coming out."

"[GRAND CANYON] WIFE: Isn't this incredible? ME: It's ok. WIFE: Were you expecting a thousand canyons? ME: I don't want to talk about it"

"If electricity takes the path of least resistance... why doesn't lightning only strike the country of France?"