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Joke of the Day

"Xerxes I is the most successful carpet dealer. He went to the West with a million Persians and came home with only a handful of them."

"Jewish pokemon trainer What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"

"I was sailing a yacht with my stomach, abseiling"

"Saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah I thought, He's trying to pull a fast one"

"What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are."

"What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole? ""I'll look into it."""

"how do you get 100 babies in a trash can? blender!... how do you get them back out? ... doritos!"

"Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane? The steaks have never been higher"

"What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common? Both ride bicycles and are on a mission."