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Joke of the Day
"What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money? Make it Wayne."
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"What do teachers drink at school? Facul-tea"
"Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards? Because black boards matter."
"[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter.."
"Make sure you get your ham early for Christmas... Because thanks to Putin there will be no Turkey left."
"Used parachute for sale. Only used once, never been opened."
"Does Hilary's scandal compare to Bill's? I'd say it's close, but no cigar."
"I don't really like coffee It's just not my cup of tea"
"Whats 10 inches? What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage"
"Where are you from? ""So where are you from?"" ""I'm a Liberian"" ""Oh sorry"" \*whispers* ^""where ^are ^you ^from?"""