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Joke of the Day
"I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks."
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"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. There's nothing more endearing than happy people applauding themselves."
"knock knock jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! knock knock who's there? hugh hugh who? huch need to listen to me!"
"Chris Christie's name... Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like Eric Erica Daniel Danielle or Bruce Caitlyn"
"[Frugal] I ran behind a bus all the way home and save $2.25. Got home and girlfriend mocked me saying had I run behind a cab, I would have saved $15."
"People who hum in public must be blissfully unaware of how close to death they are at all times"
"Where do hippos go to school? The Hippocampus!"
"What is ""The Fonz's"" favorite breakfast? Eeeeeeeeeeggs"
"I'm a vegan and a registered sex offender... When I move into a new neighbourhood, what am I supposed to tell everyone first?"
"Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm."