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Joke of the Day
"I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks."
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"What insect would Richard Simmons be? Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?"
"*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*"
"My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it. My teacher said it was a rough giraffe."
"When going to a furry convention... Everyone is game."
"Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory."
"Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 39 seconds."
"What is the best Vitamin for friendship? B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency."
"What is black and smells like blue paint? Black paint."
"NSFW What's one thing a woman wishes her husband had after childbirth? A fatter penis."