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Joke of the Day

"My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it. My teacher said it was a rough giraffe."

"Did you know you can catch a bullet... But only once"

"What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car? A Daeshboard"

"I got arrested today I got arrest today, apparently you aren't allowed to do doughnuts within 200ft of a school zone... the frosting worked as great lubricant though"

"They say you are what you eat... That's why I'm a good person"

"If I was a Quidditch player I'd be the Seeker, because I'm really, really good at doing basically nothing until the very end of something."

"Have you guys ever tried Somali food ? Neither have they"

"What is Reddits favorite country? Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)"

"A hotdog and a hamburger are haveing a pooping contest... The hamburger is winning. In order to ketchup, the hotdog mustard."

"If ""the big one"" hits L.A., they say the sewer system will be out of commission for six months. So how will they tell?"