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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirates favorite letter? You think it'd be R, but his true love is the C."
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"BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts"""
"I'm sure without any training, I can sky dive.. Only once"
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? because she wasn't wearing a seat belt"
"The Device Too Big To Fail I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, ""The Titanic is syncing."""
"Holy shit you guys. Twitter works outside too."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night works all day"
"There's no I... in collaboration. Or denial."
"Why was Adele underneath a cow? So she could say ""hello from the udder side"""
"Today a man knocked on my door And asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."