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Joke of the Day

"What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room? MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"Two toilets were fighting one day when the first toilet said to the second toilet ""Put up your dooks""."

"How do you get a dog to lick itself clean like a cat? Cover it in peanut butter."

"What do you call a Mexican church? A Taco bell."

"How come ants don't go to the church? They are in sects."

"My sister didn't believe me when I said I could drive spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"My calculator sucks It always gives me the wrong answer"

"Today I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" Sounds like a fair trade"

"HOLD YOUR HORSES. TELL YOUR HORSES YOU LOVE THEM. DONT BE TOO STRICT WITH YOUR HORSES OR THEY'LL DATE OLDER HORSES GET TATTOOS & HAVE PONIES"

"Looking at you, I understand why some animals eat their young."