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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes? Americans don't get them."

"wait did that Australian guy say ""meteorite"" or ""mate are ya alright?"" *gets hit by a meteorite* ""hey mate are ya alri... no you're dead*"

"What kind of ears does an engine have? Engineers"

"Sunday and Monday stand back to back, spraying darkness in both directions."

"What did the hungry whale do? He bit the tail off a submarine and sucked out all the seamen."

"If I could go back to my childhood with the knowledge I have today, I'd probably earn the nickname 'little pervert'."

"If i had two number 9s for every gender that exists I would have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."

"How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin"

"What happens if you pass gas in church? You have to sit in your own pew."

"The leading cause of pedophilia worldwide.. Sexy kids."