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Joke of the Day

"It makes sense why women hate premature ejaculation so much Our whole lives we're taught that nothing worth having comes easy."

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"My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I winked at her. She bought me eye drops."
"How many Nazis does it take to finish a race? None, Nazis can't finish a race."
"Having to hide your euphoria when a friend says ""I'm going to have to cancel tonight"""
"I don't have time to babysit ppl's feelings. Speak up. How I'm suppose to know what's wrong with you?"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars."
"[Baby crying in a movie theater] Me: ""What's his name?"" Parent: ""Ethan."" Me: ""The movie's starting, Ethan."""
"I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles."
"Peeing is Foursquare for dogs."
"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ears"