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Joke of the Day

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars."

"I served baby rabbit this evening. It got over the net, but there was practically no bounce."

"I was telling a joke to my friend with dwarfism I became pretty awkward because it went right over his head."

"I have a ton of leftover horse. It turns out I'm not as hungry as I thought I was."

"7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me."

"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."

"What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs? Irrelephant."

"Sorry I misunderstood BYOB, what should I do with this buffalo?"

"Apparently. white is the new black... Just ask the Spokane NAACP"

"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend I put a dollar in a jar. On Valentine's Day I use what I saved to buy a gift for her."