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Joke of the Day
"What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food? Omelette you finish."
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"People that have their kids on a leash get very defensive when you pet them."
"Nothing brings neighbors together, like a broken elevator."
"Why is football the single best sport? Because americans don't play it."
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts."
"I got in touch with my inner self today And that's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper"
"*doctor looks up* I'm afraid you have forgetting about 80's bands disease ""Oh god what's The Cure?"" *doctor sighs* It's worse than I thought"
"A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself."
"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ""don't..."" Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: ........ Dad: ""HI GAY. I'M DAD"""
"[doorbell] ""Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?"" ""You have cookies?"" ""No, sir I-"" ""Come back when you have cookies."" *closes door*"