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Joke of the Day
"What's dad's best one-liner? ""My wife."""
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"when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck"
"I went to a zoo that only had a dog... It was a shih tzu."
"Why i'm leaving r/Jokes... I have to go to the store, but I'll be back in an hour..."
"Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance."
"I was quite surprised when I was arrested for exposing a pedophile ring. All I did was moon a school bus."
"Santa is never lonely He has many deer friends"
"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He would always stop at nothing to avoid them."
"Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get."
"I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm typing it."