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Joke of the Day

"What's dad's best one-liner? ""My wife."""

"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""

"Father in-law told me this gem: ""God made a woman..."" But didn't take one."

"How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!"

"How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fish"

"I was told to write a report of waffles But I failed because there was to much walfling"

"My neighbour came back home drunk and has been knocking at his door for over 3hours now. But he stays alone, should i go and tell him that he is not around?"

"I'm playing dead at work right now so nobody will talk to me. Everyone is screaming. Probably should have used less fake blood."

"It's not 'stealing tweets' if you believe in recycling."

"What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? ""There's more there than meets the sty."""