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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm typing it."
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"""Hello, Time Warner? I need to speak with someone about setting up local Gotham cable in a secret prison. Yes, I'll hold."" - Bane"
"Where does a shoulder work? In the army."
"When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me."
"I have a decaffeinated coffee table Looking at it, you wouldn't know it"
"When people are trending on twitter, I know that they died or said something racist."
"Why'd the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by the bus."
"I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction. The girl on the phone checked the calendar and said, ""alright, let's see if we can get you in.."" I said, ""exactly."""
"I'd let Jesus take the wheel but... I don't know how to speak spanish."
"How do you get a frog out of a paper bag? Ripit"