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Joke of the Day

"when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck"

"It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to Hitler. Hitler was a decorated war hero and qualified leader."

"Me and my girlfriend always wanted a baby. We tried really hard, but nothing worked. We finally got one when we expected it the least! BAM, over the whole windshield."

"[at my funeral] So young, how did he die? He ran into oncoming traffic after walking past a group of adults saying the word ""bae"""

"An Irishman applies to a job at a Blacksmiths ""Have you any experience at shoeing horses?"" asks the Blacksmith ""No"" says the Irishman ""but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""

"Why do rednecks like Halloween? Because they can Pump-Kin"

"What did the upset horse use to row his boat? A saddle."

"Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote ""Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928""."

"My poetic look on the election Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Damn it, America! What the fuck did you do?!"

"Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards."