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Joke of the Day
"They say everything is bigger in Texas, but their buses are usually shorter."
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"What happens when you play a country song backwards? He finds his dog, his truck gets fixed, and his woman comes home."
"They say that 5 in 3 people are bad at fractions. Don't even get me started on the other half."
"Catfishing my ex... So you could say we're back together."
"My Wife made me choose between her, and my Love of Pointing out Doors ""If you want to leave"" I told her, ""There's the Door"""
"Best Way To Impress a Girl.. Boy To Gym Coach: ""I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?"" Coach: ""Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"""
"2 Irish queers Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."
"I say we take all the bad chemistry jokes and Barium"
"What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal"
"Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity? Because they only have one season."