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Joke of the Day
"What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal"
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"Why did the chicken not cross the road? to not get to the other side."
"One morning, the CEO of an airline company asked his chief procurement officer: -- So, what's the deal with airline food?"
"Did you hear about the weightlifter who had a hole-in-one? He paid for the drinks all around with his barbell."
"Him: God you smell good, what is that? Me: chicken nuggets"
"what was the last thing that went through Jane Wicker's mind? The Ground."
"When the first jackhammer was invented... ...it was a groundbreaking innovation!"
"What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home? Underwear Replenishment"
"Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that's what I'm paying you for"
"So I went to a restaurant called Bukkake the other day... WAY too much sauce on everything."