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Joke of the Day
"How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? Nun."
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"my dream is to parade around my home town in a red wagon being pulled by 4 great danes while I give everyone the finger"
"Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"
"What do you call a happy cow? Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist"
"I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today"
"I'd sit on Ellen Pao's face... ... Just so I wouldn't have to look at it."
"How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped? She isn't standing in the kitchen"
"You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning."
"A man says to his wife, ""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad."" She thinks for a minute then replies, ""you have the biggest penis out of all your friends."""
"Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely"