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Joke of the Day

"Forgive me for this one A German soldier who loves animals can't decide what to do after WWII. His friend says, Otto, it's easy to figure out. You're a Veteran Aryan."

"Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn't read the entire article."

"My roommate says I have schizophrenia Jokes on him! I don't have a roommate"

"As a Brit I didn't believe Brexit could be Trumped But it seems that's exactly what's happened :("

"I guess one thing can be said about the election... It was allright."

"Earth: ""You're causing tidal waves!"" Moon: ""So?"" Earth: ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"" Moon: ""Very funny."""

"""What if you get to Heaven and Jesus be like, Naw bruh... remember you kept scrolling?'"

"How many trolls does it take to read a joke. None. They get chumps like you to do it. CHUMPS."

"can't now.. having an heated argument with my toaster."

"My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it"