123388
Joke of the Day
"What's the most played song at Amish parties? Churn Down For What"
Next Joke
"I heard there are only 140 characters allowed on Twitter, but that can't be true. I've been on there before - almost everyone is a character."
"If you laid everyone along Earth's equator... About half of them would be pregnant."
"This sub is so inactive There hasn't been a post all year!"
"[Amphibian Playground] BULLFROG: look at all u lil toad nerds TOAD: help! a BULLYfrog! TEACHER SNAKE: i'll handle this *eats everyone*"
"/r/LatvianJokes, you are Subreddit of the Day! Congratulations! Is only joke. Is actually secret police."
"How do the Jedi imprison Siths? With force-fields"
"*drops pizza slice on the floor Hey can I get another slice? *eats slice that fell on the floor then eats new slice"
"How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking? Slow down and use some lube"
"Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon."